Hail Yourself Tee
Hail Yourself Tee
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- Printed in the USA
- Free US shipping at $50
- 30-day size swaps
Nobody else was going to.
Fit & sizing
The fit. Unisex, relaxed and a little boxy, with a slightly dropped shoulder. True to size. Want it fitted? Go down one. Want it oversized? Go up one. Exact measurements are in the size chart next to the size buttons.
The shirt. Comfort Colors 1717: 6.1 oz heavyweight ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed and soft-washed, so it feels broken in on day one and the black has depth. Twill-taped neck and shoulders, double-needle hems.
The print. Front chest, direct-to-garment, printed to order in the US.
How to measure. Lay a tee you love flat. Measure pit to pit for width and top of the shoulder to the hem for length, then match it to the chart.
Care. Wash cold, inside out. Tumble low or hang dry. Don't iron the print or bleach the shirt. Garment-dyed cotton relaxes a little after the first wash.
Shipping & returns
Every tee is printed when you order it, in the US. Most orders ship in 2–5 business days and land 3–7 days after that; you get tracking the moment it leaves.
US shipping is free at $50 — two tees does it. Under that it's a flat $4.99.
Wrong size? Email hello@creeptee.com within 30 days. Unworn and unwashed, and we'll swap it.
The artist
Every CREEPTEE design is drawn by Eduardo — ten years of original illustration, no AI, no stock, no borrowed work. If you've seen one of these somewhere else, they took it from us.
Same energy.
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